c.r.e.a.m.

if i can't find a job, maybe i should create my own. i should go down to the redondo beach pier and do a performance that is so bad and annoying that someone every day will pay me to stop. it's in a rich neighborhood, and there are a lot of tourists with money, so i don't see how it couldn't work. i'd work maybe a maximum of 15 minutes a day and if i'm awful enough, at least one person would pay me a good amount every day, like $100. i'd make a killing.